they think they are the cleverest mother fuckers around
"I DUNNO AMY YOU TELL ME"
i need to get a real job so i can stop crying over expensive lingerie and start crying in expensive lingerie
*prays that I instantly become hot at 18*
i wish i could say “?????????” in real life it would be very useful
john green takes a shower
john green eats a bean burrito
john green loses weight
john green finds inner peace
john green killed augustus waters
john green abandons his children
john green’s best friend jumps off a building
the last two were uncalled for.
do you even realize that your parents are getting older too?